STUPID OR WHAT THEY WALK AMONG US!
I was calling to order a pizza ,with the menu in hand, I order a large pizza with ground beef, bacon, and extra cheese and the girl on the phone says "oh I'm sorry we don't have any ground beef" so I say "but here on the menu it says you have hamburger" and she responds "Oh well we have hamburger!"
So I said, ok I'll take the hamburger instead of the ground beef then.
She says no problem!
They Walk Among Us
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While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff."
They Walk Among Us!
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I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day,
7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific" They Walk Among Us!
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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving". They Walk Among Us!
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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut through a
seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk. They Walk Among Us!
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I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned her head?" I explained that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned.
They Walk Among Us!
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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?".
They Walk Among Us!
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While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.
Yep, They Walk Among Us, too.
Wow finally someone that can feel and share my pain . My son's ex girlfriend asked me this , is the reason women have stretch marks on their stomachs is it because the baby scratches them from the inside . I asked my husband to pick up some steaks on his way home from work , and he bought pork steaks because I didn't make it specific . My sister has custody of her grandson and threw him a birthday party . She went and bought all the party favors, so when the party began I am helping her and I ask where are the birthday hat and she tells me I am not looking close enough because they are in the bag . She pushes me out the way and shouts here they are so I opened the bag and they were the little horn things that kids make noise blowing . I asked her what am I suppose to do with these, she said she thought they were hats , so I said yeah maybe they would fit Stuart Little's head but these are freaking horns . Mind you she has two college degrees . I could go on and on about them walking among us . It just feels good to know other people sit back in wonderment about those that walk among us .
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